"Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there."
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Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

"Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there."
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Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

spacejammies:

i’m really indecisive about my brush settings so i’m almost constantly changing them lmao, but uh!
here are some of my current settings

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

image

neither because frozen is a mediocre clarinet player

Im gonna bring back my frozen for ts tag when I post things into canpake tag tbh

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

baby: h-h-h...
parents: oh my god their first word!
baby: h-h-
parents: house? home?
baby: half life 3 confirmed
theabbottchronicles:

A local woman walked into her garden and was surprised to find Tony Abbott had jumped the fence and was digging up a tree she’d recently planted.
"Can’t have it taking precious carbon from the atmosphere for free. That’d be socialism. Think of the economy if trees got their way." He mumbled as he continued to ruin her garden. "I’m going to turn this into some nice delicious coal."

theabbottchronicles:

A local woman walked into her garden and was surprised to find Tony Abbott had jumped the fence and was digging up a tree she’d recently planted.

"Can’t have it taking precious carbon from the atmosphere for free. That’d be socialism. Think of the economy if trees got their way." He mumbled as he continued to ruin her garden. "I’m going to turn this into some nice delicious coal."